Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Masturbating Ugandans!

So help me gods, but me, sexually liberal me, who is gay and living in a (gasp) loving, homosexual partnership, I don’t believe that masturbation is a bad thing. I mean, that was the very firstest way that I, ascended, reached the peak. And I have faithfully and wonderfully become re-acquinted with the practice.

It is cheap, easy, accessible.

I masturbate. My lover masturbates. I mean, we both masturbate, looking in one another’s eyes. And love seeing the others climax. Wont tell you the lovely, depraved things that we do after that… I mean, this blog is already XXX-rated.

But, here is an article about masturbation in the New Vision.

And, know who they quote? Steven Langa. The guy who brought the Anti-Gay Americans, the Ex gay, anti-gay Americans during the Anti-gay seminars. Here is the article.

Kick the masturbation vice out of you
Friday, 11th September, 2009          
By Maureen Nakatudde
FEAR, hopelessness and guilt are some of its fruits. But despite this, masturbation has been lauded as an HIV preventive practice and that it reduces the chances of rape. Moralists, however, argue that the bad effects of masturbation are worse than its merits.
Steven Langa, a counsellor with the Family Life Network in Kampala, says when a person gets addicted to the habit, he can suffer from impulsive masturbation. “Here, the habit has really got out of hand,’’ he explains.
Sexual malfunction, Langa adds, can result, especially among the young.
“For instance, if they are still far from finishing an exam, they can involuntarily masturbate when the supervisor announces the remaining time.”
He says after masturbation, the victim only regrets the act. “The person wants to escape but cannot.”
Gerald Kiyingi, a doctor at Kawolo Hospital, says one might lose interest in his partner, which can result in instability in marriage.
Since God didn’t create man to gratify himself, masturbation is against God’s design for two people of the opposite sex to explore each other.
Besides, counsellors argue, the habit is associated with shame and low self esteem. This is because the person starts comparing himself to other people.
Prevention
According to Langa, for a person to stop masturbating, practices like reading and watching pornographic material should be stopped.
Mark Petersen, in Steps in Overcoming Masturbation, offers ideas to help curb the vice. He argues that making a decision to end the practice is itself a great leap towards victory.
When in bed, if that is where you have your problem, dress yourself for the night so securely that you cannot easily touch your vital parts, and so that it would be difficult and time-consuming for you to remove those clothes. By the time you start removing protective clothing, you will have sufficiently controlled your thinking that the temptation would leave you, Petersen counsels.
Following a programme of vigorous daily exercise could be of help. Petersen says the exercise reduces emotional tension and depression, basic requirements in curbing the vice. Double physical activity when you feel stress increasing.
If you are being tempted, you are advised to distract yourself. This can be by turning your thoughts to constructive business.
If you are Christian or Muslim, you can memorise a verse from the Bible or Koran. He adds that reading a book, visiting a friend or doing athletics can counter the vice.
Gosh, why are all things that are good and lovely, errr, evil????? Makes me thank the gods I don’t believe such nonsense! Bahhhh!
gug

6 comments:

spiralx said...

Well, as we know, The New Vision is a state propaganda mouthpiece. And Mrs Prezzie is a Born-Again mouthpiece. And Langa is a right-wing US bigot mouthpiece (no doubt, well-paid for it too).

So it's no surprise, really, though deeply disappointing in this day and age, to see this newspaper trumpeting this kind of religious hokum to the masses.

Uganda seems to be trapped in a time-warp when it comes to sex. Turning their back on all recent research, and sounding off with cliches and outdated polemic that was properly put to rest decades ago in the rest of the world.

Kat said...

Here in America research has shown that masturbation, for both woman & men is healthy physically, mentally and emotionally. Some sex experts and scientists have gone so far as to encourage masturbation, either while by yourself or with a partner. I have never before heard of or seen anyone involuntarily masturbating and find it hard to believe this would become problem enough to interrupt ones day-to-day life. I believe that anyone who is sexually active, or has sexual desires should be allowed to explore themselves and enjoy the learning process that goes along with that, regardless of sexual preference.

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WARNING - SOUTH AFRICAN CONMAN "DR" PETER MCHENDRY IS CLAIMING HE HAS DISCOVERED A CURE FOR AIDS!!!

http://petermchendryisathief.blogspot.com/2011/12/peter-mchendry-in-new-aids-cure-scam.html

"Dr" Peter McHendry in Property SCAM Court Case

http://greengazette.co.za/pages/legal-notice-30223-of-31-aug-2007-vol-506-b_20070831-LNB-30223-128.pdf

"Dr" Peter McHendry Global Bio Diesel / Bio Fuel Feedstock Scams 2008 - 2010

http://petermchendryisathief.blogspot.com/2010/12/police-looking-for-investors-into-peter.html

http://petermchendryisathief.blogspot.com/2011/12/peter-mchendry-is-liar-dr-peter.html

"Dr" Peter McHendry Zambian Travel Scam 2010 Ends up in his Deportation for Breech of Zambian Labour Laws!

http://www.lonelyplanet.com/thorntree/thread.jspa?threadID=1987623

Record of "Dr" Peter McHendry being arrested in Florida USA for violent abuse of a woman

http://florida.arrests.org/Arrests/Peter_Mchendry_1485135/#c5t_form

So the question is, can someone like "Dr" Peter McHendry really be doing anything good for AIDS Victims in Africa?

He stole time and labour from Villagers in Zambia by pretending to empower them, the worst thing about this is his target this time is not rich white people who can afford to be scammed, no matter how unpleasant the reality.

By selecting poor African people with a terminal illness there can be no comeback as ultimately and AIDS victim that has been conned will die and cannot complain about the con...

If you are approached for an investment into Biofuel Feedstock, Property or this AIDS Cure by "Dr" Peter McHendry be very very careful before handing over your cash!

Ricky Butcher said...

Hi,

Great Blog!

The world needs to stop conmen like Peter McHendry from preying on AIDS Victims

Here are some very homophobic comments made by chode Peter McHendry

http://saigonolpc.wordpress.com/2010/12/12/fraud-in-volunteer-world

You can see this Australians experience of Peter McHendry's luxury holidays with "Global Adventures" another non existent Peter McHendry Global business....

http://www.travelblog.org/Topics/10074-1.html

Comment 17 describes various lies and misrepresentations from "Dr" Peter McHendry who thinks it is reasonable to charge $2500 for a month in a field that mcHendry does not even own (with no food)


http://florida.arrests.org/Arrests/Peter_Mchendry_1485135


More homophobic rantings from Peter McHendry on his arrest record from the USA...



Ricky B
http://satanicliesofpetermchendry.blogspot.com

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