Monday, July 5, 2010

Conversations with Ssempa

Now, now, now, I couldnt leave this jab out.

No, it was not me conversing with Pastor Dr 'eat da poo poo' Ssempa, though I was a bit suprised that he actually did understand what someone was getting too..

BUT, this conversation is hilarious. Please go read it.

Pastor 'eat da poo poo' was invited as the main speaker to a conference in America. Here, the conversation goes on. Read, and have some laughs.!
From the the moment I first heard the delightful little Martin Ssempa demonstrating the peaceful and rational expository for which Ugandan Biblical Conservatives are now famous I knew we needed to invite him to head the lineup at this years St. Onuphrius’ Conference. Indeed, when I suggested Ssempa’s name to my Ministry Team, Bishop Quinine became positively incontinent with excitement, begging me to do everything within my power to get the man now known around the world as “Mr. Eat Da Poo Poo” to appear as our star speaker. Or to at least send his famous audio-visual presentation for closer study.
Go on, follow the link!

gug

PS. I hope my tendency to try on new clothes is not throwing you.... [pout, pout]

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Thank for the link.

But I read the sad news that the decapitated head of a worker for a gay counselling organisation has been found in a latrine - clearly inspired by the psycho pastor and his poo poo rhetoric - and a young priest who spoke up for gay people in his sermon has gone missing, presumably also dead. A supporter of the Death Penalty Bill has clearly decided to take the law into their own hands.

This would be strong circumstantial evidence, given the place where the poor guys head was found, justifying the taking in for questioning of Ssempa and his "students".

If the government doesn't act decisively on this, then I for one will be calling for international sanctions against Uganda. This has to be nipped in the bud and the guilty parties brought to justice.

Anonymous said...

Thank for the link.

But I read the sad news that the decapitated head of a worker for a gay counselling organisation has been found in a latrine - clearly inspired by the psycho pastor and his poo poo rhetoric - and a young priest who spoke up for gay people in his sermon has gone missing, presumably also dead. A supporter of the Death Penalty Bill has clearly decided to take the law into their own hands.

This would be strong circumstantial evidence, given the place where the poor guys head was found, justifying the taking in for questioning of Ssempa and his "students".

If the government doesn't act decisively on this, then I for one will be calling for international sanctions against Uganda. This has to be nipped in the bud and the guilty parties brought to justice.

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