This is so hilarious that it must be true! Well, it is, but it is so funny.
(Palm Beach, Florida) After rejecting a proposal earlier this year to provide health benefits to the same-sex domestic partners of its employees Palm Beach Community College has decided to offer workers insurance for their pets.
Seems I will have to ask the forgiveness of the Uganda Government. Apparently, it is true that, well, homosexuals are not human beings! They are below human's pets!!!!!! (Maybe I should add 'straight' human's pets. Dont bash me please friends. I am just trying to take my own medicine and follow something to its apparently logical conclusion!)
Here is a conclusion from someone else.
"The only distinction I can see is one covers human beings in committed relationships, and the other covers animals in committed relationships," said council president Rand Hoch.
Dare I ask my employer in Uganda for insurance to cover my lover? Bad joke, I agree.
But I may have to apologise to Mayanja Nkangi and the others. They are following what is popularly thought to be logical!