Tuesday, March 4, 2008

The Supernatural Powers of Gay People

I think the whole world will agree that there is something fabulous about being gay. Kuchu.

It is not in the persecution, which seems to be universal. It is in what we are. Gay.

Think of it this way, less than 3% of the population, with the ability to stir hatred in the rest of the populace. A Xenophobia that can be downright murderous.

No, I am not talking about Leonado da Vinci, or Allan Turing, Shaka Zulu, Tchaikovsky, Alexander the Great and other luminaries. That is old news.

But the bible confirmed ability to stir the innards of the earth- that is really exceptional.

Come on, it is not me who is giving myself these strange powers.

During a Knesset debate on earthquake preparedness last month Mr Benizri, after reading passages from the Old Testament, said that in his view one cause of earthquakes is that "the Knesset(Israel Parliament) gives legitimacy to sodomy.

"A cost-effective way of averting earthquake damage would be to stop passing legislation on how to encourage homosexual activity in the State of Israel, which anyways causes earthquakes."

I was going to ask whether the year is 2008, then I remembered that in Uganda we are still convicting people of witchcraft.

It also happens in Saudi Arabia, so we are not so mad…



ClosetedLesbian said...

Isn't it incredible? Somehow, we've been able to cause the earth itself to groan in pleasure! What is geology for anyway, all these tectonic forces and earth plates nonsense is a ruse by gay scientists to blind the human race. ~rolling eyes~

DeTamble said...

You can make an earthquake happen? Holy crap! Remind me not to piss you off!!! *runs away and hides*

gayuganda said...

The earth groans in pleasure indeed.

Careful deTamble, I may send an earthquake wheresoever you are hiding!


candybox said...

And there i was thinking that i learnt something in school, geography was my best subject, only to find out its gay people. ~rolling eyes~

Ruudik N said...

gay people got senses that heteroes do not or are arfaid to use, we got the power :P use it well.

Anonymous said...

Look upon the irony of our destiny......Gay means happy but in actual we gay people are never happy from heart. We have a lot to suffer in our entire life.
And eventually sufferings cause an everlasting energetic power in the form of curse or spells. So m a gay and giving a kind advise to all the straight people to never make fun of us. Its for the good of you all.

Anonymous said...

I read and wade through all the excuse my language BS of people's hate only to see history begin to repeat itself again and again. Witches and Sorcerers were blamed for ills that befell mankind in our early years...did we learn anything from the atrocites commited against our brother's and sister's...nah we just changed the scape goat. >.<

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